Word to the Wise
Sex texts – bridging physical barriers! If you haven’t done it yet, it’s only a matter of time before you try. It’s a new world order, reintroducing written erotica to the world. Unfortunately if you’re a politician or a celebrity, it’s not looking good for you – statistically speaking you will be busted sexting very soon and your public credibility and private love life will crumble. While it’s all well and good to celebrate our brave new world and experiment with technology, it’s also worth watching our back. Go ahead and explore your inner sex god or goddess, feel free to cyber connect with your lover, but please don’t do it in public. Unless you were planning a career in porn, then it really is best to suppress any urges to sext while on public social media channels like twitter. You need to ask yourself – does the whole world really need to see this?…the answer, as Mister unfortunately named Weiner found out, is most definitely NO! No Mr. Weiner, we don’t want to see your weiner. Private channels only people! Save us all from the embarrassment.
The upside of Sexting
For the rest of us, it’s all good news. Why? Because we can all expect a marked improvement in our real sex lives very soon. Sexting forces people to get a little creative when describing what they might do to each other in the bedroom. You can hardly write a decent sext saying, “I’ll do the job then crash.” Not really hitting the mark there! You’ll need to be much more imaginative and daring than that. To keep up a sext session, you need to keep upping the ante, going one better, filthier, naughtier than the one before. The result? When reality eventually bursts through the cyber bubble and we’re face to face with our lovers, everyone is going to be much, much better in bed. Bring it on! Sext away. I’m just hoping my future husband is busy sexting right now, getting some good ideas for our future sex life!
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